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Science Jokes
Physics Jokes
A farmer once had a problem with his livestock dying off, so he contacted a biologist, a chemist and a physicist. Some time later, when all the scientits returned, none of them had a solution except the physicist. The farmer asked "What is wrong with my livestock, why are they all dying?" to which the physicist replied "I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens in a vacuum."
A farmer once had a problem with his livestock dying off, so he contacted a biologist, a chemist and a physicist. Some time later, when all the scientits returned, none of them had a solution except the physicist. The farmer asked "What is wrong with my livestock, why are they all dying?" to which the physicist replied "I have a solution, but it only works with spherical chickens in a vacuum."
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